Photoshop and Weddings: A Russian Tragedy

Via the (very tasteful and talented) Seattle-based photographer Kirk Mastin comes the apocalyptic gallery of pixel-pain that is Sasha Snow’s ‘magazine’. The Russians, it would seem, suffer greatly from macrophilia. They are also, apparently, either insane or blind. Remember how, in delving into the whole baby yoga crisis, I used some of my time living …

Matt and Nathan Are Disgusting, Perverted Donkeys!

I don’t really have anything to say about either one of these two and their fine and well-considered bitch-fests posts from earlier in the day. But I couldn’t resist making a crude joke at their expense. That’s why I have a blog, ladies and gentlemen: as an excuse to post Google image photos that I found by …

Nathan, You Pompous Ass

Ah, Nathan. Normally, I love and appreciate your sharp emotions and fiery rhetoric—they make DadWagon such an intense delight. But today, alas, I fear they’ve led you astray. You’ve forgotten one of this dadblog’s prime directives: Fuck the kids—it’s all about me. Your argument—for those just joining us, Nathan is in favor of having kids …

Matt, You Ignorant Slut

You might remember a post yesterday from my esteemed colleague Matt about wanting his brother to start having children. Sure, it was an unsolicited intrusion into the reproductive choices of a loved one, but otherwise it seemed harmless, right? Not exactly. Here’s Matt talking about why he waited until his mid-30’s to have a baby: …