Quick–Third World Mothers: HIDE YOUR FRICKING BABIES!!! Madonna still may be in the market for little ones to abduct adopt, and Lord knows she likes ’em cheap. Here, via, Babble, is a rundown on Madonna and the evil dwarves who come in the night to TAKE YOUR CHILDREN: “I’m really proud of the work that …
Author Archives: Theodore
Birthdays Suck
JP’s first birthday after I split with his mother was a bit uncomfortable. His mother and I decided to go ahead and hold a party for him together. Her parents and mine came, along with JP’s little friends from preschool, some aunts and uncles, and our mutual friends with children. Cake, balloons, and nail-biting tension …
Blame Canada
Praise be to the Daddys of the North, who allow their superiors fellow North Americans to enjoy a wee bit of smug superiority. May I present with the video for “Stay at Home Dad”, via DaddyTypes.com, from the very hardcore (and ridiculously named Jon LaJoie). I can now play my Engelbert Humperdink albums for JP …
I heart New York: Shenanigans Edition
How the New York educational system resembles a prostate exam, or learning how to get screwed, the best form of higher education.